How To Get Marijuana Completely Out Of Your System

get marijuana out of your system

If you have a pre-employment drug test or if your company is known to perform random tests, you may try to clean up your system and make it ready for THC testing. Of course, the best way to get a pot-free system is not to smoke or ingest marijuana at all. The good news is that THC only stays in your system for about a week, but it can be more difficult for heavy marijuana smokers to pass the drug test. However, if it is already too late for that, you may want to check out this guide.

Types of Drug Tests

You may face three types of drug testing. The most common one is the urine drug test, in which you pee in a cup to sample your urine. Blood tests and hair tests are far less common. Hair follicle tests are the most precise and drug use can be detected from months ago. Generally speaking, only government and law enforcement agencies are likely to require hair testing. Most jobs, however, require urine testing only, but again, requirements vary depending on the testing agency.

Is It Possible To Clean Your System In 24 Hours?

If you open up Google and search for the quickest way to make your system THC-free in 24 hours, you will end up seeing a lot of false claims. According to those guides, in addition to marijuana, you can apparentlyeven flush out harder drugs, such as amphetamines and cocaine completely out of your system. Spoiler alert! That’s simply impossible. There is not magic potion that will make you poop out all of those substances from your body. The body works at a certain rate, and it IS possible to quicken things up, but definitely not in 24 Hours. At least not yet…

Ways To Get Clean

Waiting it out. To begin with, the simplest way to remove marijuana from your system is just to wait. If you have the time for this, simply start consuming a healthy diet, drink a lot of water and exercise. The cannabinoids will naturally flush out of your system. —– orginalus (mano) tekstas.

The dilution method for beating a urine test works on the principle that, since a positive or negative result is based on the concentration of THC metabolites in your urine, giving yourself extremely dilute urine can bring your concentration below 50ng./ml (the cut-off point for most drug tests), allowing you to pass the test. Unfortunately, many urine tests now account for this strategy, requiring the use of several countermeasures. See below for a brief guide to “dilution”.

Dilution method.

  • Begin with eating a lot of red meat or start taking creatinine supplements three days before the test to build up the creatinine levels in your body. This step is crucial, since most of the urine tests check that this substance (a metabolite of creatine) is not diluted. So if you forget to do this step, you may fail the urine test with suspicion of diluting your piss.
  • A few hours before the urine test, you should take 50 to 100 mg. of B2, B12 or B-complex to color your urine. When you’re done, drink a glass of water every 15 minutes or so. You should drink roughly a liter of water. Just remember not to overdo it to the point of water intoxication! You may also want to urinate at least once during this time because you don’t want to submit your first urine sample for testing.

Cut your hair.

Hair tests require the person administering the test to cut a short piece of hair from your head. Therefore–no hair, no test. In such case, the test provider may ask you for a body hair sample. To avoid this, you can convincingly shave off all of the hair on your body and pretend to be a body builder or a swimmer. Keep in mind, this will not work if you came into the job interview with a full head of hair and any noticeable body hair. Therefore you should shave everything off just before your first interview takes place.

Take Zinc.

Zinc acts as a urinary adulterant that can give false-negative results in the urine tests and may help reduce the chance of detecting THC in urine samples for a 12-18 hour period. Take some capsules or zinc powder right after and before puffing a joint and that might help the test results!

Products That Are Proven Ways To Pass A Drug Test

Now we are on the same page about the reality of getting clean in 24 hours, let’s talk about the products you can buy easily and quickly to help you pass a drug test.

  1. Detox Pills

If you want to genuinely flush out the toxins and clean your system, you can do it in around five to seven days with high quality detox pills.

Toxin Rid of the best available on the market. They are very strong, natural and proven to work. I’ve used them, my friends have used them and I know loads of people on the Internet who have had success as well.

Toxin rid is one of the fastest ways to get weed out of your system, I have used it myself and it works! The only downside is it’s price.

  1. Detox Drinks

It’s important to understand the detox drinks don’t actually detox you properly. They merely flush out the toxins that are close to being expelled in your urine, temporarily ridding your urine of those toxins for a few hours.

So what they actually do is mask the toxins for just a short period of time, giving you a window opportunity if you are taking a drug test within a few hours of drinking them.

The best out there are Ultra Eliminex and Mega Clean. They are not cheapest, but are well worth it.

You can combine them with pre-rid tablets as well to maximize effects, high-quality outlets will sell you the detox drink and the tablets together.

  1. Fake Urine

The third strategy to appear like you have a clean system, is to submit a fake sample. This way you are guaranteed to have a sample free of toxins.

The quickest and easiest way to “detox your system”, or least give the appearance of detoxing without all the torture and worry, is to just buy a high quality synthetic urine.

The best on the market is Sub Solution. It’s not cheap, but it contains all the ingredients to pass testing, it contains a method to heat the sample to body temperature before submission, and has been proven by me and others to work.

More Tips for Passing your Drug Test

1. No exercise

Avoid exercise for at least 24 hours before your test. For some of us, this isn’t too hard to accomplish since exercise and the word “avoid” often go hand in hand. But for all you gym rats out there, it’s best to avoid exercising because working out will only cause your THC metabolite levels to shoot up, and again, we don’t want any of that business.

2. Stream

When you’re peeing into the cup, you should only provide the urine from the ‘middle’ of your urine stream. This is very important to note because the first and last parts of your urine stream have the highest amounts of those evil metabolites. So always take from the middle.

The bottom line

Weed may stay in your system anywhere from several days to several months after last use. Detection windows depend on the drug test used and other factors, such as whether you smoke or ingest weed on a regular basis. However, if you use the methods mentioned above, you have a pretty high chance of successfully passing the test. Good luck!

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